Life Reflections

• If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
• Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
• Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.
• Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
• A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
• If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
• My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
• If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
• Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
• Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
• A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.
• Alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who is in a hurry?
• Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I can read my handwriting!
• Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are staying married just to be different.
• When a wife was asked,"What book do you like best?" she answed "My husband's cheque book."
• Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep.