C++ Jokes

struct female_professionals
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;

float mind;
void knowledge;
char non_co-operative;
}

struct married_females
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossip;
float hopes;
void word;

char unstable;
}

struct engaged_females
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding;
char edgy;
}

struct newly_married_females
{
double dinner_invitation;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_break;
void bank_balance;
char hen_pecked;
}

struct husband_wife_professionals
{
double income;
short tempered;
long time_no_see_each_other;
void love_life;
char money_making;
}

struct beautiful_city_girl
{
double boyfriends;

short affairs;
long stories;
void greymatter;
char flirt;
}

struct old_lady
{
double chin ;
short memory;
long sighs ;
void attention_from_men;

char chatterbox;
}